A Little Bit Lost

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

(via celestial-sexhair)

Apr 19
How to braid your hair:
Apr 19

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via jokerisms)

Apr 19
Apr 19

Hogwarts Houses

(Source: tildaswinton, via tanaquil)

getfittogethot:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not a vegan

^^^^^^
Apr 19

getfittogethot:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not a vegan

^^^^^^

(via imafangirlidontdocalm)

Apr 19

(Source: johannssons, via hellishhounds)

Apr 19

#for a split second there ned was like holy shit is he giving it to me

this tag literally makes me laugh every time

(via i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal)

fleurdelacoeurs:

imagine modern au marauders dog-shaming Sirius for getting out of hand in animagus form

imagine it

image

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

Apr 19
Apr 19

sarcastic-alpha:

Chris please your pants are burning brighter than the Hale House

(Source: sansprisedetete, via darachmoon)

atrekkieinthetardis:

I’ve got a little something in my eye
Apr 19

atrekkieinthetardis:

I’ve got a little something in my eye

(via sourwolf-loki-destiel-221b)